sorry Siri….please take me home!

Joy and I were driving back from the Southeast regional last weekend.  I was trusting that the directions coming through my phone were accurate….it has been a very hard transition for me to trust it.  It was taking me on a different path than it ever had from Florence, Alabama and I was a bit worried that it had finally happened.

Joy has constantly warned me that Siri is listening when I say disparaging things about “her” during our trips.  I am less than congenial when I ask for directions to Clarksville, Tennessee and am instantly given instructions on “how to skin a zebra” or a map leading to somewhere in Central America….and Joy keeps warning me that I will not be safe when the robots take over…but I really hadn’t listened.

But as I came back from Alabama, and had turned down my third one lane road, I turned to Joy and said “this (bad word here) is just messing with me now!”

She laughed at me, then with a more serious tone said, “I warned you!”

I told her “there is no way this is the way home!  This (bleepidy, bleeping bleep) is actually messing with me!”

“She can hear you now! I have been telling you!”

Then we passed some road labeled “1984” south of Dickson, Tennessee….and I….well….Siri…we finally made it home.

 

“Siri, I hope you had a nice day if you are reading this.”

 

….not going to say much more – need directions to LaCrosse soon….just posting a few pics of some great folks at the KBF southeast regional.

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My Joy….tell Siri I was kidding!
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Chuck Mizer looking ….well, you tell me!
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Whole lot of CAKFG right there!
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some dudes at the top!
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Kristine beat us all up a bit!

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Anglr getting involved with KBF!

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Kristine breaking it down for the KBF folks
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Jim Ware…just one cool dude.

Author: Mike Cheatham

Me…Mike Cheatham email…mikecheathamfishing@gmail.com something to know……….fished my whole life; now from a kayak….

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